{"product_id":"my-cat-said-you-re-a-red-flag-200g-black-candle-dark-noir","title":"My Cat Said You’re a Red Flag 200g Black Candle ‘Dark Noir’","description":"\u003cp\u003eDark Noir – 200g Black Candle Scent profile: Red flag detected. Smells like independence, audacity, and a hint of “I told you so.” If your cat’s already clocked them as a walking 🚩, this candle is your backup. With a fierce feline wearing flag-tinted shades and zero tolerance for nonsense, Dark Noir is giving sass, scent, and a whole vibe. The fragrance? A rich, smoky blend of precious woods, amber, and oud—lifted by flirtatious notes of ylang, tree blossom, grapefruit, raspberry, orange peel, and a whisper of log smoke. It’s mysterious, moody, and definitely not for emotionally unavailable types.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🕯️ 30cl Matte Black Vessel – Chic, sleek, and full of attitude\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Vegan black paraffin wax – with a luxe, clean burn\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🔥 Designer-quality finish and fragrance throw\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♻️ Made from oil-refining by-product that would've ended up in landfill\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🤚 Hand-poured with love (and side-eye)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📏 Height: 93mm | Top Diameter: 81mm | Bottom Diameter: 76mm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e Light this candle when your gut says “nah” but you need backup from your cat. Pairs well with dry humour, iced coffee, and blocking people.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bottled Goose","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55961710625155,"sku":"d-202011289682-202011289682","price":23.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0917\/5836\/3011\/files\/Untitled_design_-_2025-07-10T164624.298.png?v=1752162450","url":"https:\/\/www.zeenamoon.com\/products\/my-cat-said-you-re-a-red-flag-200g-black-candle-dark-noir","provider":"Zeena Moon ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}