{"product_id":"highball-glass-1","title":"Congrats on the Mortgage Highball Glass","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"184\" data-end=\"245\"\u003e🏡 Congrats on the Mortgage Highball Glass – Zeena Moon\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"247\" data-end=\"548\"\u003eBecause adulthood deserves a drink. 🍸\u003cbr data-start=\"285\" data-end=\"288\"\u003eCelebrate life’s biggest milestones — and mild crises — with the \u003cstrong data-start=\"353\" data-end=\"424\"\u003e“Congrats on the Mortgage and the Existential Dread” Highball Glass\u003c\/strong\u003e. Perfect for sipping cocktails, iced coffee, or whatever gets you through the reality of bills, taxes, and house repairs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"550\" data-end=\"742\"\u003eWith its soft pastel pink backdrop and playful design, this glass makes the perfect gift for new homeowners, housewarmings, or anyone just trying to survive late-stage capitalism with style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"550\" data-end=\"742\"\u003e______________________\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"744\" data-end=\"768\"\u003e✨ \u003cstrong data-start=\"746\" data-end=\"766\"\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"771\" data-end=\"788\"\u003eCapacity: 280ml\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"791\" data-end=\"825\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions: 67mm (W) x 147mm (H)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"828\" data-end=\"845\"\u003eMaterial: Glass\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"848\" data-end=\"878\"\u003eDishwasher safe (below 65°C)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"881\" data-end=\"929\"\u003eIdeal for cocktails, mocktails, or iced drinks\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"932\" data-end=\"973\"\u003ePackaged in a recyclable kraft gift box\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"975\" data-end=\"1039\"\u003eBecause owning a home is great — until the boiler breaks. 🏡💅\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55677745299843,"sku":"d-972495353293-972495353293","price":15.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0917\/5836\/3011\/files\/Untitled_design_-_2025-11-01T153209.854.png?v=1762011171","url":"https:\/\/www.zeenamoon.com\/products\/highball-glass-1","provider":"Zeena Moon ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}