{"product_id":"200g-black-candle-dark-noir-65","title":"My social battery died in 2009 200g Black Candle ‘Dark Noir’","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis 30cl matte black vessel stands 93mm tall with a top diameter of 81mm and a bottom diameter of 76mm, the perfect size for a candle dedicated to everyone whose social energy ran out years ago and never came back from the dead.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e The fragrance is a moody, comforting blend of precious woods, amber and oud, softened by ylang ylang, tree blossom, grapefruit, raspberry, orange peel and a smoky hint of log fire. It smells like solitude, selective silence and the joy of cancelling plans without guilt.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach candle is hand poured using our vegan-friendly black paraffin wax, the same premium blend used by high-end designer brands. It burns beautifully, throws fragrance effortlessly and fills your space with the soft glow of “I love you, but please don’t talk to me.” The wax is also a repurposed derivative of the oil refining process, avoiding landfill while keeping the quality luxe.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis candle is made for the girl whose social battery didn’t just die,  it was discontinued, discontinued again, and then archived. Light it when you want peace, quiet and absolutely zero human interaction.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bottled Goose","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56914927223171,"sku":"d-180562386006-180562386006","price":23.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0917\/5836\/3011\/files\/IMG-2792.png?v=1764007283","url":"https:\/\/www.zeenamoon.com\/products\/200g-black-candle-dark-noir-65","provider":"Zeena Moon ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}