{"product_id":"200g-black-candle-dark-noir-52","title":"Please P*ss Off 200g Black Candle ‘Dark Noir’","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✨ “Please Piss Off Before 8PM — I have a date with my electric blanket.” ✨\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCosy, antisocial, and premium with a wink.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis 30cl matte–black candle stands 93mm tall with an 81mm top diameter and a 76mm base, hand-crafted for the girlies who clock out of life the second the sky gets dark. If you’re unavailable after 8PM because you’ve committed to a serious, long-term relationship with your electric blanket, this one’s your soulmate.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInside is a deliciously warm blend of precious woods, amber and oud, softened by ylang ylang, tree blossom, raspberry, grapefruit, orange peel, and a hint of smoky log fire. Basically, it smells like the cosy version of telling everyone to leave you alone.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHand-poured using our luxury vegan-friendly black paraffin wax, chosen for its velvety finish and chef’s-kiss scent throw. This repurposed wax burns clean, calm, and uninterrupted, just like your perfect night in, wrapped up like a human burrito.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLight this when human interaction is cancelled, plans are declined, and the only thing you’re committing to… is warmth, silence, and not being perceived.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bottled Goose","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56912170680707,"sku":"d-371423219698-371423219698","price":23.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0917\/5836\/3011\/files\/IMG-2605.png?v=1763933027","url":"https:\/\/www.zeenamoon.com\/products\/200g-black-candle-dark-noir-52","provider":"Zeena Moon ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}