{"product_id":"200g-black-candle-dark-noir-25","title":"Adulting Is A Scam 200g Black Candle ‘Dark Noir’","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"96\" data-end=\"148\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"96\" data-end=\"148\"\u003eAdulting Is A Scam 200g Black Candle ‘Dark Noir’\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"150\" data-end=\"459\"\u003eWelcome to adulthood, where the bills are high, the naps are short, and lighting this candle is the only thing keeping it together. With rich notes of precious woods, amber, and oud, laced with ylang, grapefruit, and a cheeky dash of log smoke, this candle smells like calm chaos and questionable life choices.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"461\" data-end=\"717\"\u003ePoured into a sleek matte black vessel (because obviously we’re classy), this baby is made with vegan-certified black paraffin wax. It burns clean, throws scent like it’s got drama to spread, and is hand-poured with all the care you wish your landlord had.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"719\" data-end=\"835\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🔥 Light it up, ditch the responsibilities for a minute, and pretend you’ve got your life together. (We won’t tell.)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"837\" data-end=\"896\"\u003e[Height: 93mm | Diameter Top: 81mm | Diameter Bottom: 76mm]\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bottled Goose","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55678883103107,"sku":"d-348717411960-348717411960","price":23.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0917\/5836\/3011\/files\/94083687-44E3-4192-925D-22CC4BEE1527.png?v=1749937528","url":"https:\/\/www.zeenamoon.com\/products\/200g-black-candle-dark-noir-25","provider":"Zeena Moon ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}